Double face

I though all the things Lindo thought Chinese people had to do in america was really interesting, sad, and  overly stereo typical.  I took all the things she said and made it into a sarcastic guide book for chinese people in america and american people in China.  I think when looking at the guide you can realize the issues with all of this fuss between the cultures.   I believe understanding the culture shock and differences is an important part of this book.

Guide for Americans in China:

Step 1: Don’t even try to act Chinese everyone knows your american

Guide for Chinese in America:
 Step 1: Hide true self

Step 2: Hire girl to teach you to be American

Step 3: Say you admire their schools.

Step 4: Say you admire their ways of thinking.

Step 5: Say you want to be a scholar.

Step 6: Say you want to go back to China and teach people what you have learned.

Step 7: Say you want to study religion.

Step 8 : Say “I’m going for Gods sake.

End here unless you insert more money.

Step 9: Know how to write you name, birthdate, birthplace, and occupation (by the way say student of theology).

End Here unless you insert more money

Step 10: Obtain list of addresses for connections in San Fransisco

Bonus Step free of charge!: Find a Chinese American citizen and marry him. (If not a citizen quickly have a child)